Zoo Life

Who wants to live in a zoo? Maybe I do, there are lots of really neat animals to visit. Just imagine sleeping with the lions, well maybe not. How about petting an alligator, or maybe lunch with a manatee well I guess that would not be to my taste I don't like lettuce. Perhaps to cuddle with a hippo or an elephant that's probably not a good idea either what if they rolled over on me. Ouch! It would be fun playing with the monkeys, or wrestling with a tiger Yikes! Perhaps swimming with the ducks and swans. I don't know I think maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea living in a zoo. I think I will just go visit. Besides I like drinking my milk with a straw. Lator Gator....

Penny for your thoughts

WOW! I'm looking through my magnifying glass at a penny. I think they should make President Lincoln be smiling. It says In God We Trust over his head and Liberty on the left side and 1981 on the right side. I don't think he is wearing a tie. I'm glad God doesn't look a me with a magnifying glass like this because my hair is kinda messy and my shoe is untied. He loves me just the way I am. That's nice.

HOT for God

If I were a thermometer what would my temperature be? Would I be hot say over 100 degrees or would I be cold maybe under 30 degrees or would I be somewhere in the middle? Maybe I would want to be the thermostat instead then I could make things the way God likes them HOT! Hee Hee then everyone around me would be HOT for God. The only problem is everyone around me would be running and playing and I would be stuck on the wall. I think I will just be HOT for God the way I am.

Elmer Up To Bat

Cool! my baseball glove says "The Finest in The Field!" on it. How did they know it was going to be my glove? I really like my glove.

Elmer for President

If I were the President of the United States, I would not want to watch the news or read the newspaper. I would play all day on the white house lawn. I would invite my friends over for ice cream, we would ride our bikes till dark. We would do only fun stuff like build a treehouse and play games. I would cook out burgers every night. I would love being the President. I'm glad I can be whatever God wants me to be.

Funny Bone

Ouch! I just bumped my funny bone. Why is it called a funny bone anyway? It hurts. I have never laughed when I hit my funny bone. That's a silly name for it! Maybe I will call it the not so funny bone :-)

I'm Elmer

Everyday I look out my window and see lot's of really neat things. Cars and trucks, policemen and fire trucks go by. I like thinking about what it would be like to be one of them. I pretend play in my room it's lots of fun. But when lunch is ready I like being me cause my mom always say's, "Elmer, it's time to eat!".

Being Blue

I'm glad I'm Blue. Why... You ask? Because it is easier to spell than Zinnwaldite. Plus everybody knows what blue is. Just chillin...